Funny Birthday Jokes, Puns,& Riddles [Happy Birthday One Liners]

Birthday is a great occasion to celebrate and spend time with your loved ones. to be very honest, without Birthday jokes, you can’t celebrate the birthday completely. So, for that purpose, get the best birthday jokes for kids and friends from Jokes Company.

Not only that but also you can find some of the most interesting birthday jokes, birthday puns, birthday one-liners, birthday songs and birthday cake puns can be seen by scrolling below.

The tale doesn’t end here because you have the luxury to complete birthday humor by getting the short birthday messages from us.

So, let’s start the proceedings.

Birthday Jokes

Best Birthday Jokes and One liners:

These are undoubtedly the best birthday jokes for you. Apart from that, we have also compiled a great list of funniest birthday one-liners with memes as well.

“Happy Birthday. Soon you will get older and then you can laugh, sneeze, cough and pee at the same time.”

 Most Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes

“The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.”
“You know you’re getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party.”
“Happy birthday, Bono. I wanted to get you the perfect present, but I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.”

Best Birthday Joke Ever:

This is by far one of the very best birthday jokes you have ever seen.

“If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on facebook!”

“You know you’re fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.”
“Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room so you don’t have to chase it.”

Birthday Jokes Images

“I’ve got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it’s all lower.”
“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.”
“Your secrets are safe with me because I literally won’t remember them. This also applies to your birthday. Your birthdays are safe with me.”
“Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda wish you a happy birthday!”
“From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.”
“It is crazy easy to buy a birthday cake. Even if it is no one’s birthday.
They don’t even check.”

Crazy Dad Jokes

“Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake.”
“The bad news is that I have a bad memory and am no good at math. The good news is that I have no idea how old I am.”
“How can you tell that you’re getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!”
“Today is your birthday, so congratulate yourself, especially if you’re still young enough to remember it.”

Birthday Jokea and Puns

“I’ve never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face”
“How can you tell that you’re getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!”
“Gave my co-worker the Heimlich maneuver. Proving once again I’m no good at birthday gifts.”
“For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.”

Funniest Dirty Jokes Ever

“Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.”
“Thank you for your birthday wishes on Facebook. Who are you by the way?”
“Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o’clock.”
“When you hit middle age, getting to second base is mainly just feeling each other for lumps.”
“When you were born the doctor slapped your mama and said oh goodie twins”

Happy Birthday Jokes

“The best way to remember your 21st birthday is not at all. Have fun blacking out.”
“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you was?”
“Happy Birthday! You’re now living proof of the old saying that “Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.” “

Best Little Johnny Jokes

“A husband and his wife were out shopping. The wife suddenly remembered that her mother’s birthday was coming up. She said,
Honey, can we look around for a birthday present for mom? She wants something electric.
The husband replied, “Sure, honey. How about a chair?”
“You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.”
“Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.”
“Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it tomorrow.”
“Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo”
“The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.”
“Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee.”
“Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
“I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.”

Happy Birthday memes

“My birth certificate was a letter of apology that my dad got from the condom company…”
“You so ugly your mum ran up the stairs of the hospital when you were born and jumped off the roof.”

Hilarious Bad Jokes and Riddles

“Birthday: The anniversary of the day God slapped you on the butt and said, Okay Kid, go get in the game. Play hard, play fair, and don’t get too many penalty flags.”
“Thank you, grandpa. The violin you gave me for my last birthday already brought me a lot of money. Really? You play so well?
Not at all. But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.”
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”

Best BirthDay Riddles & Puns

Here are some of the trickiest birthday jokes and riddles for you. so check this out.

“Q:  Why did Susan stand on her head at the birthday party?
A:  They were having upside-down cake!”
“Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
A: Hey, what’s eating you?”

Funny Blonde Jokes Ever

“A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
‘I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.’
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, ‘I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in it.’
The rich man laughs again and says, ‘OK, how about my daughter’s name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?’
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing?
Happy Birthday.”

“Today, I celebrated my 32nd birthday but I was born in 1971.
How is this possible?
I was born in Hospital whose room number is 1971.”
“A girl was fond of collecting rare stamps. When she was twenty years old, she bought a box to collect her stamps. On her every birthday, she put 250 stamps in it and her sister who was also fond of collecting stamps took out 50 stamps from it on her birthday. The girl met an accident when she was 60 years old. When her box was opened, there were only 500 stamps in it.

How is it possible logically?

Ans The girl was born on 29 February, thus she put 250 stamps every four years.
In forty years, she put stamps only 10 times which makes the total of 2500 stamps.
Her sister was born on any other day and she took out 50 stamps from the box forty times which makes the total stamp she took out to be 2000.

Thus after forty years, the girl’s box had only 500 stamps.”

“What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
– Thanks. I’ll never part with it!”
“What do you get every birthday?
– Another year older!”
“Does a green candle burn longer than a yellow one?
No, they both burn shorter!”
“Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
– It was feeling crumby!”
“Q: What does a cat eat on her birthday?
A: Cake and mice cream”

So, we hope you have thoroughly enjoyed the birthday humor with these fantastic birthday jokes, riddles, and puns. For more hilarious jokes and one-liners, visit the other pages of Jokes Company.

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