Best Chemistry Jokes, Puns & Riddles For Teachers [Short One Liners]

Chemistry is often considered as one of the toughest subjects for the students all around the world and I think that’s the reason why you hear plenty of chemistry jokes on a regular basis.

Keeping that in mind, we have formed a collection of most funny chemistry jokes and riddles for you. Just below you will get some of the hilarious chemistry jokes that will surely make your day.

So, without wasting a second, let’s move to our best chemistry jokes. Apart from that, you will also get the chemistry jokes of the day in our funny jokes compilation.

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These are the funny chemistry jokes and puns for the teachers. So let’s get started.

1- “You Must Be A Compound Of Beryllium And Barium
Because you’re a total BaBe”
2-“Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
The name’s Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.”
3- “Q: What do you call a clown who’s in jail?
A: A silicon”
4- “Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?”

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5- “The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.”
6- “Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
A: BaNaNa”
7- “Q: How did the blonde define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam?
A: Fear of utility bills”
8- “Q: What is the chemical formula for “coffee”?
A: CoFe2″

Chemistry Joke Of The Day

Here is one of the best chemistry jokes of the day for you.

9- “Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!”

Funny Chemistry Jokes

10- “A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, No, I’m traveling light.”
11- “Q: Why can you never trust atoms?

A: They make up everything!”

12- “Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.”
13- “If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.”
14- “Q: What element is a girl’s future best friend?
A: Carbon.”
15- “Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na”
16- “Q: What do you call a wheel made of iron?
A: A ferrous wheel.”

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17- “Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers”
18- “Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I’ve got my ion you.”
19- “Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.”

Chemistry Joke of the day

20- “Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too” — and he died.”
21- “H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.”
22- “Q: What is the chemical formula for “banana”?
A: BaNa2″
23- “Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium”
24- “A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.”
The neutron says Are you sure?” The proton replies “I’m positive.”
25- “Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He’s 0K now”

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26- “Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
A: Methylated spirits.”
27- “Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: You may have graduated but I’ve got many degrees”
28- “Q: Why does formic acid neutralize all other acids?
A: Because it’s ant-acid”
29- “Q: How many physical chemists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he’ll change it three times, plot a straight line through the data, and then extrapolate to zero concentration.”
30- “Q: Why is potassium a racist element?
A: Because, when you put three of them together, you get KKK”
31- “Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro’s number!”

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32- “A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, For you, no charge.”
33- “A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. “Oh Bunsen, my flame,” the sodium pined. “I melt whenever I see you,” The Bunsen burner replied, “It’s just a phase you’re going through.” “
34- “Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it’s pretty basic stuff.”
35- Q: “What is “HIJKLMNO”?
A: H2O.”
36- “Why Does Hamburger Yield Lower Energy Than Steak?
Because it’s in the ground state.”
37- “Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.”
38- “Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it’s pretty basic stuff.”
39- “Q: Why do chemists call helium, curiu, and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!”
40- “A neutron walks into a shop and says,”I”d like a coke.”
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
“How much will that be?” asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies, “For you? No charge.” “
41- “Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar?
He got Avogadro’s number!”

Hilarious Chemistry Jokes

42- “Question at interview: What is nitrate (nite rate or night rate)?
Answer: double time.”
43- “What happened to the man stopped for having sodium chloride and a 9-volt in his car?
He was booked for a salt and battery.”
44- “Why are chemists so great at solving problems?
Answer: Because they have all the solutions.”
45- “Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!”
46-“Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI”
47- “Q: What is the chemical formula for “coffee”?
A: CoFe2″
48- “Florence Flask was preparing to attend the opera. Suddenly she screamed, “Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!” Her husband replied, “Relax dear. We’ll find a solution.”
Titanium is an amorous metal. When it gets hot, it will combine with anything!”
49- “Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because of all his friends Argon”
50- “Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met”

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51- “Q: Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?
A: He just couldn’t put it down”
52- “Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Fe-breeze”
53- “Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!”
54- “Why did the chemist coat his shoes with silicone rubber?
He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint.”

So, i hope you have liked the collection of funny chemistry jokes and riddles. Keep exploring Statusology for more funny jokes like Bad Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Yo Mama Jokes, and many others.

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