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Indeed, everyone needs a laughing moment and cute jokes are the best option for makes anyone laughs. Apart from these funny cute jokes and puns, check out our compilation of cute pickup lines and memes as well.
So, let’s keep the things rolling.
Funniest Cute Jokes & Puns
Without any doubt, these are the funniest cute jokes, puns, and riddles for you.
“Why did the bee marry?
He’s finally found his honey.”
“Boy: where are you going now?
Girl: for suicide.
Boy: then, why so much make-up?
Girl: you idiot… Tomorrow my Photo will come in a newspaper”
Best Jokes For kids
“Latest scientific discovery:
Some bugs take a very long long time to die after u have cut their head with scissors.
Likers, I must claim a Nobel Prize.
“Reporter interviews a man: “Sir, you’ve lived next to this highway for 20 years, do you feel that it has somehow influenced you?
The man: “NOOooooo, NOOoooo, nooooo…”
“Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement.
At the end of the day, you just have to ignore everything and click ” I Agree”. “
“-Daddy what’s a transvestite?
-Ask Mommy, He knows.”
” So You’re interested in working with us?
– Yes Sir.
– Well, what’s your experience with mentally disturbed people?
– I have been on facebook for 5 years now.
– Okay good, the job is yours”
Dad Jokes, Puns & Riddles
“Child: – Dad, is google he or a she?
Dad: – Surely she, because it doesn’t let you finish your sentence before suggesting other ideas.”
“Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Controversial no ?”
“Name me five different animals, Johnny.”
“The dog, the dog’s brother, the dog’s sister, the dog’s cousin and the dog’s aunt.”
“Why does it suck to be a penguin?
Because even when you get angry, you still look cute.”
“It is evening. Little Johnny and his friend are sitting by a campfire.
They’ve been plagued by swarms of mosquitoes already for an hour and the assault only worsens when the darkness sets in.
Suddenly, fireflies appear. Little Johnny swears: “These darn mosquitoes! Now they’ve even brought lanterns with them to find us!”
Funny Little Johnny Jokes
“Son: Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl.
Father: That’s great son. Who is she?
Son: It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.
Father: Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later :
Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father: That’s great son. Who is she?
Son: It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter.
Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Angela is also your sister. This went on a couple of times and son was so mad, He went straight to his mother crying.
Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says: My love, You can date whoever you want. He isn’t your Father..!!”
“What is black – white – black – white – black – white?
A penguin rolling down a mountain!”
“What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf?
A creature that sucks blood from your knees.”
Funny Fart Jokes
“I asked an old man, “Even after 95 years, you still call your wife ‘Darling’, ‘Honey’, ‘Love’. What’s the secret?” .
OLD MAN: “I forgot her name 10 years ago and I’m scared to ask her”
“Teacher: “Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!”
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: “Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!”
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: “Ohh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?”
Little Johnny: “No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone…” “
“A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says “Hey! what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and join me”
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?!” The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with the monkey and his mouth got dry and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.
He looks up and says “Hey, MONKEY!”
The Monkey looks down and says “FUUUUUCK, DUDE……. How much water did you drink ?”
“A little boy visits his farmer grandpa and watches him milk the cows.
The next day one of the cows runs away and grandpa is really upset about it.
“Don’t worry, Grandpa,” says the boy helpfully, “she can’t have gone very far with an empty tank.”
Cute Pick-Up Lines
Here are some of the cutest pickup lines for you.
“I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?”
“Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.”
“Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.”
“You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”
“Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
“Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.”
“I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.”
seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
“Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”
“I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.”
“Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?”
“Do you live in a cornfield, cause I’m stalking you?”
“Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”
“Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.”
“I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.”
“Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!”
“I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.”
“Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?”
“Boy: I bet your feet are feeling tired now. Girl: Why? Boy: Because you’ve been running through my mind day and night”
“If I’d say that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
“If you were the new burger at McDonald’s, you would be the McGorgeous.”
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