Short & Funny Dad Jokes, Dad Joke Of The Day [Most Hilarious Jokes]

Indeed, there are many kinds of jokes like bad jokes, blonde jokes, knock knock jokes, yo mama jokes but the best of all is dad jokes.

We have made a list of best dad jokes for you so that, you can laugh hard.

Dad Jokes

Funniest Dad Jokes

Here are our top dad jokes for you, but first, check the Dad joke of the day.

Dad Joke of the Day

“Dad: what’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

Kid: R?

Dad: no it’s the C, matey.”

1- “I didn’t want to believe my dad was stealing from construction zones but then I went home and all the signs were there.”
2- “What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backward in a single-file fashion?

A receding hare line.”

3- “Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.”

4- “There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.”

5-“Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.”

6-” Son: Dad, can you help me with my homework?

Dad: Ok.

Son: Ok so this question says if someone has 7 oranges in one hand and 8 in the other, what does he have?

Dad: Big hands.”

7- “Someone threw a bottle of omega-3 pills at me!

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.”

Funny Dad Jokes

8- “Dad: What’s the difference between a turd and a lemon?
Son: I don’t know.
Dad: Well I’m not asking you to go grocery shopping then.

Top of Form”

9-“Well, to be Frank…

I’d have to change my name.”

10- “On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
11- “What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long?

A πthon”

12- “Why did the boy throw butter out the window?

Because he wanted to see a butterfly.”

13- “I bought shoes from a drug dealer once.

I dont know what he laced them with, but I was tripping for hours.”

14- “What grows under your nose?

Tulips.”

15- “I just got a job cleaning mirrors because I could really see myself doing it.

I’m going to stand outside.

So if anyone asks,

I’m outstanding.”

16- “What do you call a reptilian detective?

An Investi-Gator.”

17- “Why was the middle age so dark?

Because it was full of knights.”

18- “A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a gin…….and tonic”. The bartender goes “why such a big pause?” The bear replies “I was born with them.” “
19- “What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor?

Where’s my tractor?”

 

20- “When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.”

 

22- “Ate three bowls of alphabet soup earlier today.

Just had the biggest vowel movement.”

23- “Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh…..
Moooooo”

Dad joke of the day

24-“Why was the lumberjack so wise?

He axed lots of questions.”

25-“What kind of car does a rich cow drive?

A cattlelac.”

26-“What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

A synonym roll.”

27-“How did the Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking…

JK Rowling”

28- “What kind of car does an egg drive?

A yolkswagon”

29- “Dad: “Wanna hear joke about construction?
Give me a minute, I’m still workin’ on it” “
30- “What do you call security guards at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy”

31- “Why did Apple skip the iPhone 9?
Because 7, 8, 9″
32- “Two elephants and a snake fall off a cliff.

Ba-dum ssssssssssss”

33- “What kind of vitamin do you get from Canadian maple syrup?

Vitamin Eh?”

34- “Wanna hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind… its tearable.”

35- “What do you call a one eyed deer?

I got no eye deer!”

36- “How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.”

37- “How do trees access the internet?

They log in”

38- “I was getting gas the other morning and I got some on my sleeve. I didn’t think anything of it. After leaving the gas station I tried to light a cigarette and my arm caught on fire! I’m freaking out and waving my arm out the window to try and get it out. Finally I pull over and get the fire out when a cop grabs me and places me under arrest for waving a fire arm out my window!”
39- “Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He was charged with battery”

40- “What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho cheese.”

41- “What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?

Bison”

42- “What type of singer sings about candy?

A candy wrapper”

43- “What do you call a penguin in a desert?

Lost”

Best Dad Jokes

44- “Apparently you can’t use “beefstew” as a password.

It’s not stroganoff.”

45- “You’re living, you occupy space and have mass.

What does that mean?

You Matter.”

46- “What was the camel’s name who didn’t have any humps?

Humphree”

47- “How do you tie up two martians?

With an astronaut.”

48- “I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k, and 1MB.

That was a trip down memory lane.”

49- “Why do cows have hooves and not feet?

Because cows lactose.”

50- “Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?

It’s okay, he woke up”

51- “What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive?

Someday my prints will come”

52- “Why did the frog have to ride the bus?

Because his car got toad.”

53- “My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much, what a stupid thing to Fallout 4”
54- “Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.”

55- “I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.”
56- “My doctor told me I have weak kidneys.

I told him I want to get a 2nd opinion.

He said ok, you’re ugly too.”

57- “What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato”

58- “What do dogs do after they finish obedience school?

They get their masters.”

59- “I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.”

60- “Two strangers skated to the middle of a frozen pond and broke the ice.”
61- “A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no”
62- “Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience”
63- “Dad: What’s the lion and witch doing in your wardrobe?

Son: It’s Narnia business.”

So these are our most funny dad jokes for you. We hope you have enjoyed all these dad jokes.

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