Best Knock Knock Jokes & Pick Up Lines [Really Funny Short Jokes]

According to a research, Jokes & humor can play a great part in keeping you healthy and refreshed. Lately, the trend of knock knock jokes is flourishing and actually, these are pretty cool jokes. Keeping that in mind, Jokes Company has formulated a list of most funny knock knock jokes for you.

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Here we go…

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These are the best knock knock jokes for you. Not only that but also get the knock knock joke of the day from here.

Knock Knock Joke Of The Day

1- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey got lost, open up.”

2- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben hoping I can come in.”
3- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow point pretending you don’t know me.”
4- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita little love and understanding.”
5- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena bit closer and I will show you.”
6- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin theneighborhoodd, mind if I come in for a chat?”

Best Knock Knock jokes ever

7- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
You see me, do you need glasses or something?”
8- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo!!”
9- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Keeeenyaa feel the loooove tonight?”
10- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
W!”
11- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, so open up!”
12- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Icing!
Icing who?
Icing so loud, do you want to hear?”
13- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?”
14- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door to see who’s knocking!”
15- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
No, car go “beep beep”!”
16- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue you knocked on this door before?”
17- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!”
18- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for over 20 minutes! Let me in”
19- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Now hand over the cash”
20- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!”

Knock Knock Joke of the day

 

21- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yule log.
Yule log who?
Yule log the door, that’s why I’m knocking!”
22- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!”
23- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?”
24- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness, wrong door!”
25-“Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!”

This is one of my favorite Knock Knock Jokes.

26-“Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?”
27-“Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?”
28-“Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?”
29- “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.”
30-“Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al kiss you if you open the door.”
31-“Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you please open the door!”
32-“Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way home?”

Really Funny Knock Knock Jokes

33-“Who’s there?
Roach!
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?”
34-“Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, so I knocked.”
35-“Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in!”
36-“Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
H.
H who?
Bless you!”
37-“Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming in!”
38-“Knock Knock
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herb you are home, so I came over!”
39-“Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue you knocked on this door before.”
40- “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business who’s there”
41-“Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen, let me in already!”
43- “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio or not, here I come”
44- “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing? Just open the door!”
45-“Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!”
46-“Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you can see!”
47-“Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dumbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn’t work so I had to knock!”
48-“Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Yah!.
Yah who?
Naaah, bro I prefer Google”

Funny Knock Knock Jokes

49-“Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!”
50-“Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!”
51-“Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here!”
52-“Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!”
53-“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already?”
54-“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Carry
Carry who?
Carry me home”
55- “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!”
56-“Knock knock
Who’s there
Amish
Amish Who?
Awwww How sweet. I miss you too”
57-“Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell so I’ll knock”
58-“Knock knock
Whos there
Goblin
Who
Goblin bilinan ng lola wag uminom ng serbisa”
59-“Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Ginabing Kokey
Ginabing Kokey who?
Just dance, GINABING KOKEY. Dadoodoom…”
60- “CASHEW NUT
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Cashew Nut
Cashew Nut who?
Don’t tell me you’re sorry CASHEW NUT…”
61- “Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Caddilac
Caddilac who?
CADDILAC CADDILAC pop that junk lets that a shot got it you got drunk…”
62-“Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Aero who?
And then AERO comes along with a strength to carry on…”
63- “This 3 year olds not getting knock knock jokes
Him : knock knock
Me : who’s there ?
Him : it’s me Riley
Me. : cool”
64- “knock knock.
who’s there?
um.. I have a boyfriend.. bye..”
65- “Knock knock
“Who’s there?”
“Hatch…”
“Hatch who?”
“God bless you..”
Thank you… I’ll be here all week”
66- “knock knock whos there?

“BOO” BOO Who?

Gee.. You dont have to cry about it..”

67- “Knock knock Go away Monday! I know it’s you!!!”
68- “Knock knock” Whos there?… “Orange” Orange who?… “Orange you GLAD its FRIDAY?!?!”
“KNOCK KNOCK” Whos there? “Marshall…” Marshall who?… BRANDON MARSHALL!!! Now get out the WAY!!”
69- “”KNOCK KNOCK” Whos there? “Its THURSDAY MORNING, Open UP!!! lol… Good morning”
70- “Knock knock
Whos there
Mos
Mos who??
Mosquito”
71- “Knock knock
Who’s there?
Etch
Etch who?
Bless you”
72- “Knock-Knock.
“Who’s there?”
“Bloodeye.”
“Bloodeye who?”
Bloodeye Skeleton Bones. I’m a zombie and I want to eat your brains.”
73- “Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, a cow says mooooo!”

So, this is our compilation of really funny knock knock jokes. You can also get loads of funny stuff on our website including Funny Blonde Jokes, Really Bad Jokes, Super Dirty Jokes and hilarious Yo Mama Jokes.

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