Funniest Midget Jokes, Memes, Puns & One Liners For You

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Generally, there are many jokes that are associated with short people and some of them are really funny as well. Here you will find the funniest midget jokes that are hard to find on the internet.

We have made a list of best midget jokes and memes so that you can laugh hard. Apart from the midget jokes, you will also find some of the funniest midget puns, riddles, and one-liner.

So, here we go…

NOTE: These jokes are not to disrespect anyone. It is purely compiled to spread laughter and smiles.

Best Midget Jokes

These are some of the best midget jokes for you.

“I just bumped into another dwarf in public.
“Hi!” he said,
“G’day” I replied & we kept walking in our different directions.
We had a Short Meeting…”

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“From Little Things, BIG Things Grow!”
“Inspiration quote for many, successful Tinder pick-up line for dwarf blokes like me”

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“Q. Where did Ben & Jerry’s learn how to make ice-cream?
A. Sundae School.”

“This morning I found a large spider in my shoes.
It really made me laugh.
Silly spider, my shoes are too big for him.”

“Q: What does a midget model do?
A: Pose for trophies!” 
“Q: Why don’t people ask midgets for favors?
A: Because they have short-term memories!”

Best midget jokes

“Q: How do you offend a midget?
A: Hand him a step stool before you start talking to him.”
“Q: What do you call a Chubby Midget?
A: Low Fat.”
“Q: What did the man say to his midget waiter? A:
No No No I said I wanted shrimp for dinner!”
“I just figured out why milking stools only have 3 legs.
Want to know why?
Because the cows got the udder.”

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“Q. Which Vampire is the cheapest of them all?
A. DisCount Dracula…”
“Q. What kind of exercises do lazy people do?
A. Diddly-Squats…”
“My girlfriend believes that she has been with sixty-one people before being with me.
I doubt that.
But, she keeps insisting on calling me her “sixty-second man”
“Q: Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra?
A: He’s a little stiff now!”
“Why don’t midgets where tampons?
Because they keep stepping on the string!
“Q: What did the midget say when he got angry?
A: Sorry, I’ve got a short temper.”
“I rear-ended a midget with my car today.
He got out and said “I am not happy”;
Then I said, well then which dwarf are you?”
“Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse?
He got a twat in the face.”

So these are the best midget jokes for you. For more jokes, visit Jokes Company other pages.

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