Best Nigger Jokes, Puns & Riddles [Naughty Nigger Humor]

The best jokes are those jokes that don’t hurt the feelings of any person. On a lighter note, we have made a great list of best nigger jokes so that you can laugh hard. Indeed, Nigger Jokes are one of the funniest and trending jokes right now so keeping that in mind, we have organized a great compilation of hilarious nigger jokes.

So, just scroll down to get the best nigger jokes, black jokes, dark people jokes and the most popular nigga jokes.

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Note:
These jokes are not meat to disrespect anyone. so just keep it light and enjoy.
Nigger jokes

Best Nigger Jokes Ever:

Without any doubt, these are some of the funniest nigger jokes ever for you.

“They call it Black Friday because as niggers we like cheap things”
“That awkward moment when you when ask your girlfriend then she keeps on telling you about her male co-worker when you ask about her day”
“Only a black person will shout your name while you inside the toilet taking a #-__:#”
“What’s the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn’t sing when you put chains on it.”
“Q: What’s the difference between a nigger and a park bench?
A: A park bench can support a family.”

Best Nigger Jokes ever

“What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.”
“My nigga when she says ”First of all” in the middle if an argument…give up she won already..she gonna bring all the dirt  from last year”
“My girlfriend broke up with me, she thinks I’m childish, so I calmed  down, took a deep breath, went to her  house rang the doorbell and ran away.”
“I saw two Cockroaches having sex. I wanted to spray RAID and I thought twice again Maybe he has been chasing her for years, and she has been eating all his money without allowing him to get down there, I’m a human I have a good heart, so let him enjoy. .. But as I was about going I had second thought what if he was raping her …..eish am confused”
“If you want to know whether you are ugly or not, just walk past a construction site and if the builders continue with their work, my sister you have your answer.”
“An accident occurred today,11 people were injured and 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer 2Million to the injured and 60Million to the dead for their funeral… One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were. One of the dead shouted “nigga go back to your place don’t bring confusion here, they have already counted us here”

Best nigger jokes

“Q: Why is a nigger white under his feet and under his palms?
A: Because everyone has something good within them.”
“Q: What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
A: You’d call them niggers”
“Q: When can a nigger no longer run?
A: When the chain tightens.”
“Q: How do you keep a nigger from going out at night.
A: Pour more gasoline on him.”
“Dear niggers always hide your wallet on your 1st date.”
“A Lady who closes her eyes during sex is not doing that because of shyness butfeels guilty looking at different faces all the time Lol”
“Somewhere somehow in Africa, a nigga is busy killing multiple mosquitoes with bare hands”
“Why are niggers always buried 12 feet deep?
Deep down they’re good people.”

“You hear about the new car made in Israel?
Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.”
“How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia?
Roll a doughnut down the street.”
“You hear about the new car made in Israel?
Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.”
“What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.”
“Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They’re going to play it back so it has a happy ending.”
“What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, “Who, who,” a black owl goes, “Who’s that? Who’s that?” “
“nigga that awkward moment when you are drunk with your girlfriend and she tells you that her crush is your homie”
“Niggers before you take public transport in the morning can you please wash and same goes for the ladies”
“I have a side chick who is the police officer when she misses me, she just comes to my place in uniform and arrest me in presence of my wife and takes me to her home until next day. Then she takes me back home and tells my wife “we are not done with investigations and I shall pick him anytime.”
“Q: 5 niggers drive off a cliff in a Cadillac. What’s wrong with this scenario?
A: A Cadillac seats 6.”
“Why don’t nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.”
“If she rejects you by saying “i don’t date broke guys” .My brother just go, work hard and fix your broke status. When she comes back, just tell her I only date virgins….Wait and see how she fixes that!”
“What happened when the Ethiopian fell in the crocodile pit?
He ate six crocs before they could pull him out.”
“Why do niggers call white people “honkies”?
That’s the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.”
“What do you say to a black man in uniform?
“I’ll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke.” ”
“What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems How many spics does it take to have a bath?
Five, one to lie in the tub and four to spit on him.”
“What do a nigger and an apple have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.”
“Dear Ladies! You broke up with a guy from your hood and you date a guy from your hood and you tell us you have moved on! My sister, you are just moving around.”
“My girlfriend broke up with me, So I stole her
Wheelchair…Guess who came Crawling back to
me?!”

Long Nigger Jokes

Here are some of the long nigger jokes.

“How Nigerians pronounce English words:
1. Diz hwan – This one
2. Ozzband – Husband
3. Gugu – Google
4. Broader – brother
5. Con son- concern
6. Save johnny – safe journey
7. Order shy knees – other Chinese
8. Lukatit – look at it
9. More door – mother
Lastly…….most hilarious!!!!
10. Salt of free car – South Africa!!!!”
*This is ribs cracking
A woman and a man were involved in car accident.
It was a bad one, caused by the woman’s reckless driving.
Both of their cars were badly damaged but amazingly neither of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of … cars, the woman says;
“So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman.Wow, just look at our cars!
There’s nothing left, but fortunately, we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle.
My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn’t break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she handed the bottle over to the man.
The man nodded his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
She replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence.”
(drunk driver’s offense)
Adam ate the apple again!
Men will NEVER learn!
Women will Never change!!!”

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