Best Pirate Jokes, Memes & One Liners That Drive You Nuts

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Pirate  Jokes are often considered as one of the coolest jokes around. With these typical pirate jokes, you can certainly tease your friends in a most brutal way. Jokes Company has compiled a great list of funniest pirate jokes, memes, and puns for you.

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These are the best pirate jokes for every one of you.

“A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost my leg.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost my hand.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in my eye.”
The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …”
“Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was my first day with the hook.”

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” How do you greet a Spanish pirate guy with a rubber toe?
Hola Ruberto!”
“Q: Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
A: Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.”

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“Tim: Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?
Bo: I haven’t a clue.
Jim: Because they spend years at “C” “
“Q: Where can ye find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?
A: Right where ye left him.”
“Q: How do pirates prefer to communicate?
A: Aye to aye!”
“Why did the pirate cross the road?
To reach the second-hand shop.”
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Is that a wooden leg or are you that happy to see me?
Do you mind if I drop anchor in your lagoon?
Care to do some booty plundering with me?
Surrender your booty!”

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“Q: Why did nobody want to play cards with the pirate?
A: Because he was standing on the deck.”
“Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.”

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“A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man with an eyepatch running around and waving his arms wildly.
“Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?”
“I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.” “
“A pirate has stopped his pirating and mended his ways, but his parrot was just too bad, constantly swearing and refusing to behave.
Finally, the ex-pirate had enough of it.
When the parrot started swearing again, he stuck it in the freezer for five minutes.
When he fished it out again, the bird was very humble and said: “I promise I’ll be good now, John, no swearing! Just a question – what on Earth did the turkey do?”
“Q: What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
A: Starrrrrve!”
“Q: What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
A: I, I, R and the seven C’s”
“Q: How do ye turn a pirate furious?
A: Take away the ‘p’.”

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“Q: Why is pirating so addictive?
A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!”
“Pat: What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
Jerry: I don’t know. What?
Pat: A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.”
“What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
P. because it would be an R, but it’s missing a leg.”
“Q: What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
A: RRRRRRA!”

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