Funny Potato Jokes, Puns & Pick Up Lines [Real Potato Humor]

Potato jokes and pick up lines

Jokes are meant to spread the laugh and certainly, potato jokes make you laugh harder. Well, the life is full of depression and tensions and everyone needs laughing moments. So the best way is to get some cracking jokes and when it comes to cracking humor, potato jokes are the best ones.

Best Potato Jokes & Puns:

Here are the best potato jokes and puns for you.

“What’s potatoes favorite horror movie?
The Silence of the Yams.” 
“I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her, it was just small potatoes.” 
“Q: What kind of potato starts arguments?
A: An agi-tater.” 

Potato Jokes

“Q: Why was the potato actor so happy?
A: He got a lead role in Plants vs. Zombies.” 
“Q: Why didn’t the potato want to go to the Halloween dance party?
A: He was afraid of the Monster Mash.” 
“Q: What do you call a monkey who makes potato chips?
A: A Chipmunk.” 
“Q: Who is the most powerful potato in the galaxy?
A: Darth Tater.” 

Funny Jokes For Vegans

“Q: What do they call stolen yukon gold?
A: Hot potatoes.” 
“Q: What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
A: Anybody can mash potatoes. 
“A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.
She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet?”
He said,  It’s just the way I yam.” 

Potato Jokes and Puns

“Q: What do you get when it rains potatoes?
A: Spuddles.” 
“Q: Why are potatoes so popular?
A: They are a-peeling.” 

Funny Poop Jokes and One Liners

“What’s a potato’s favorite TV programme?
Starch Trek.” 
“Q: What do you name a potato that’s been thinly sliced?
A: Chip.” 

More Potato Jokes

Find some more potato puns and pick up lines.

“Q: Why do potatoes make such good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.” 
“When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.” 

Best potato jokes

“Q: What do you call a spinning potato?
A: A rotate-o.” 
“Q: Who was the potato’s favorite author?
A: Edgar Allen Poe-tato.” 
“Q: What do you call potatoes that turn to the dark side?
A: Vader Tots.” 
“Knock knock
who is there
MR potato
MR potato who
I’m eating your brother haha” 
“Q: What do potatoes eat for breakfast?
A: Pota-toast with jelly.” 
“Q: What kind of socks should you wear to plant potatoes?
A: Garden hose.” 

Bad Jokes and Puns

“Q: What do you get when it rains potatoes?
A: Spuddles.” 
“Q: Why did the baseball-loving potato want to be when he grew up?
A: A sports common-tater.”
“Q: Why do potatoes make such good detectives?
A: Because they don’t have eyes.” 
“Q: Why was the potato so quiet?
A: It was a medi-tator.” 
“Q: Why was the potato wearing socks?
A: To keep is pota-toes warm.” 
“Q: What do you call a potato who is slow to act?
A: A Hez a tater.” 
“Q: What was the potatoes favorite police show?
A: CHiPs” 
“Q: Why couldn’t the tater buy new clothes?
A: He was a po tater” 
“Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
Because he was a common-tater.”
“Q: What did they say to the well-dressed potato?
A: You look smashing.”
“Q: What do you call a potato with right angles?
A: A square root.”
“Q: Why aren’t potatoes able to get out and work?
A: Because they’re couch potatoes” 
“What do you call a potato that smokes weed?
A baked potato.”

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