To be very honest, sometimes you need a whole bunch of silly jokes to lighten up your mood. Indeed, our lives are covered with so much stress that the dose of some funny silly jokes is must for mental ease and health.
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Short Silly Jokes
Here are some of the best and funniest silly jokes for you.
“ “Don’t kid yourself” would be a great slogan for a condom company”
“If we are not supposed to abuse cough syrups, why do they come with little shot glasses?”
Silly Joke Of The Day
There are quite a few silly jokes here but this one is the silly joke of the day for you.
“My wife kissed me this morning, so I kissed her back……
There was no way I was going to kiss that face”
“My wife asked me how she compared to past girlfriends?…….
So I told her she’s the only one I’d been with…..
…….all the others were eight or nine”
“I had my first cage fight last night…….
The budgie never knew what hit him”
“Roses are red
Love is fake
Weddings are basically, funerals with cake”
“Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve got Alzheimer’s
“Roses are red
Violets are red
Bushes are red
Trees are red
My gardens on fire”
“I poured some shampoo over my speakers today and they blew up……..
So much for extra volume”
Funniest Yo Momma Jokes
“The other night I walked into the bedroom and my wife asks, “What would you like to do with my body”………
Apparently “Identifying it,” wasn’t the answer she was expecting”
“I went to the doctor the other day and said “Every time I pass between two countries I have to get drunk. The doctor said “You must be a borderline alcoholic” “
“I can’t take my dog to the park because of the ducks trying to bite him. I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog”
“I like to play Hungry Hungry Hippos by going to Weight Watchers and rolling Maltesers across the floor”
“I’ll only find porn realistic if the woman takes off their bras and crumbs, crisps and popcorn fall out”
“During my check-up I asked the doctor, “Do you think I’ll live a long and healthy life?”
He replied, “I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now.”
“I don’t go in for any of that astrology nonsense,” I said
“Neither do I, but my thermometer just broke.” He replied“
Really Funny Bad Jokes
“Two monkeys were getting into a bath. One said, “Oo, oo, ahh, ahh, ahh.” The other said “Well, put some cold in it then” ”
“The reason they call it “PMS” is because
“Mad Cow Disease” was already taken”
‘There’s a pretty young lady grouting in the bathroom. She’s singing “It’s a heartache, nothing but a fools game…..”
She’s a Bonnie Tiler.”
“I knew a woman who owned a taser
She was stunning!”
“My wife apologized for the first time ever today!
She said she’s sorry she ever married me.”
“The guy who stole my diary has died.
My thoughts are with his family.”
“Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.”
Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Compilation
“I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs.”
“My wife has left me for the milkman!
Seeing them drive away on his milk float was the worst two hours of my life.”
“Fell asleep at a party last night, and someone put a teabag in my mouth, I went mental!
No one treats me like a mug.”
“Maybe the love of my life got stuck in a condom”
“I bought a race horse today.
I named him My Face
I don’t care if he wins
I just want to hear a lot of people shouting
“Come on My Face!” ”
“Me: “When I donate blood I do not extract it myself. A nurse does it for me”
Receptionist: “Yes, but this is a sperm bank and it doesn’t work that way” “
“Wife: “He made two fat jokes yesterday”
Me: “I did not
Therapist: “Then why would she remember you made them?”
Me: “Because elephants never forget” “
“Two Thai girls asked if I wanted a threesome with them…..
It felt like I’d won the lottery…..
We had six matching balls”
“My wife said she was going to start her Get Fit today…..
I almost believed her when she shot out the door and run down the street……
Then I saw the burger van”
“Playing doctor’s and nurses with the wife didn’t go as well as expected…….
Especially, when I diagnosed her as clinically obese”
“I’m writing this from hospital….don’t be alarmed…I’m alright. But I must say “Dyson Ball Cleaner” has a very misleading name”
“You’d think a snail would be faster without its shell…..
Actually it’s more sluggish“
Really Naughty Dirty Jokes
“My neighbour used to work as an electrition….
Until he was discharged”
“Whilst cooking today I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes.
I’m now parsley sighted.”
“Marks and Spencer`s new Xmas advert states “That it wouldn’t be Christmas without M&’S”.
They’re right too.
It’d be Chrita”
“Went to the job centre yesterday and asked if they had any furniture removal jobs?
They told me to “Take a seat.” “
“My window cleaner was banging on my window shouting and swearing!
I thought to myself: He’s lost his rag.”
“My girlfriend left me because she couldn’t handle my OCD…
I told her to close the door five times on her way out!”
“What did the taxi driver say to the wolf?
“What kind of lion never roars?
“Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?”
Brunette: “I don’t know.”
Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!” ”
“I work in a library and this guy came up to me and asked, “Do you have a bookmark?”
“Of course,” I replied, indicating the packed shelves, “We have thousands. By the way, my name’s Dave.”
“Went swimming earlier, I had a wee in the deep end.
Lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in!”
“An Irish electrician has been dismissed from the U.S Prison Service, for refusing to repair the electric chair………
He said “In my opinion its a fucking death trap” “
Best Dad Jokes
“Gonna buy Velcro for my shoes instead of laces……
“Just sneezed while eating my alphabet soup….
Took the words right out of my mouth”
“6:30 is the best time on a clock……
“Think I just saw Michael.J.Fox in a florist…….
I can’t be sure it was him though…..
He had his back to the Fuchsias”
“Good evening and welcome to the Short Term Memory Loss Sufferers monthly Karaoke…….
I’ll start the party off with this old fav of yours…
Well I don’t know why I came here tonight?”
“I can’t see an end……
I have no control……
And I don’t think there’s any escape……
I don’t even have a home anymore……
Think it’s time for a new keyboard”
“A friend of mine started selling sausages over the internet……..
He sent me a link.”
“I think my wife’s on hunger strike……..
But only between meals”
“We are still evolving……
The next generation of girls will have one arm longer, just to take selfies!”
“A tree will never hit you……..
They are all bark and no bite”
“I’ve just trying to read a book about hair loss…..
But the pages keep falling out”
A man was viciously attacked at the Teddy Bears Picnic today…..
His condition is improving, but he’s not out of the woods yet”
“I had a happy childhood.
My father would put me in a tire and roll me down a hill……..
They were Goodyears”
“Wife’s just said to me,
“Look at this, I’ve had this since we got married 20 years ago and it still fits”
I said “It’s a fucking scarf”.”
“Wife: Your shirtless?
Wife: And also covered in…oil?
Me: Well, you know how you always say I never glisten?
Wife: Listen! You never listen
“My wife packed my bags and told me to leave. As I was walking to the door she screamed,
“I wish you a slow painful death, you bastard”
“Oh,” I replied, “so now you want me to stay” “
“My wife’s just left me because I kept pretending to be a transformer…….
I said “No, wait, I can change” “
“Went bobsleighing yesterday……..
Killed 11 bobs”
“I’ve done some odd jobs around the house today……
I vacuumed the ceiling and painted the oven”
“Wife: “Do you think I’ve got to much make-up on?……..”
Me: “That depends. Are you gonna try to kill Batman?” “
“I hear they have Viagra in liquid form now…….
Guess I’ll go home and pour myself a stiff one”
“What’s the difference between a gun and a feminist?…….
The gun only has one trigger”
“I love the way the earth rotates…….
It really makes my day”
“If I had to describe myself in 3 words, it would be……..
Not very good at maths”
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“I answered a phone call yesterday, the caller kept sneezing…….
I hate cold callers.”
“Saw the wife at the bank today, not good…….
I’d hoped she would wash up further downstream“
“I broke up with my girlfriend yesterday.
She said “You’ll never find anyone like me”
“That’s the point” I said”
“I play the world’s most dangerous sport……..
I disagree with my wife”
“Being a nudist must be frustrating when you need to clean your glasses”
Ribbed condoms don’t taste like ribs
Don’t let them fool you too“
“My friend told me how electricity is measured
I was like “Watt?” “
“What happened when the red boat hit the blue boat?
They were marooned”
“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?”
“Doctor: Don’t eat anything fatty
Me: like bacon or sausage?
Doctor: Don’t eat anything, Fatty”
So, these are the best dumb and silly jokes we have extracted after alot of hard work. We hope you have enjoyed our list of silly jokes.