From the day 1, there have been a teacher jokes. To be very honest Teacher vs Students Jokes is very old and evenin21stcentury, the trend remains the same. Without any doubt, the Teacher Jokes are very popular in all the parts of the world. Therefore we have organized a package of best teacher jokes, puns, and one-liner for you.
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Best Teacher Jokes
These are some of the best teacher jokes for you.
“Teacher- Did you do your homework?
Student – Did you grade my test?
Teacher – I have other students’ tests to grade.
Student – I have other teachers’ homework to do”
Best Birthday Jokes & Puns
“A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year, the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+.
Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son, “What changed your mind about learning math?”
The son looked at mom and dad and said, “Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher’s desk and I knew they meant business.” “
“Teacher to sleepy student:
Who invented Steam Engine.?
Student: What sir?!!
Teacher: Yes it’s correct. JAMES WATT.
Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge!!!”
“*Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges, “Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life.”From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male voice chanting, “Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda.” “
Best Math Jokes For Students
“Mrs. Johnson wrote on the chalkboard, “I ain’t had no fun all summer.”
“So, George,” she said. “What should I do to correct this?”
“Get a boyfriend,” George answered.”
“Teacher: Billy, your essay on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy it?
Billy: No, Mrs. White. It’s the same dog!”
“A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”
The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”
The little girl replied, “My homework.” “
“Teacher: Megan, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
Megan: You said we had to do it without tables!”
“*The little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said …”I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking.” “
“Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
“Why?” asks the father.
“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ and I said ‘6’”
“But that’s right!”
“Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?'”
“What’s the fucking difference?”
“That’s exactly what I said!” “
Funny Engineering Jokes
“Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!” “
“Teacher: Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Student: Because there were so many knights.”
“Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention, David.
David: I’m paying as little as I can, teacher.”
“Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn’t you?
Student: Not very much.”
“Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Maria’s exam.
Student: I sure hope you didn’t, either!”
Criteria to Get the Marks
“Dept of Statistics:
All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.
Dept of Psychology:
Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.
Dept of History:
All students get the same grade they got last year.
Dept of Religion:
Grade is determined by God.
Dept of Philosophy:
What is a grade?
Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
Dept of Logic:
If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.
Dept of Computer Science:
Random number generator determines the grade.
Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and – would be sharp and flat respectively).
Dept of Physical Education:
Everybody gets an A.”