Turkey Jokes are one of the most common jokes during the Thanksgiving day. So, for keeping you happy and energized we have compiled a package of turkey jokes and puns for you.
Not only that but also get the funny Turkey one-liners and riddles by scrolling down.
Best Turkey Jokes
Find the best Turkey jokes ever here.
“Q: What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
A: Have peck-nics!”
“Q: Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?
A: A poul-tree.”
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“Q: Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
A: Exactly where you left it…”
“Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
Mum: NO! You’ll have turkey like everyone else.”
“Q: How can you make a turkey float?
A: You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.”
“Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside”
“Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.”
“What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
“Q: Why did Turkey cross the road?
A: It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken”
Friendship Jokes & Puns
“The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, “You’re terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I’ll see to it that you get a huge bonus.” “Forget the bonus,” the turkey said, “All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?” “
“Q: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
“Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!”
“Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.”
“Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language.”
“An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.
His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. “Well, I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!”
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
“I don’t know,” said the farmer. “I never could catch the darn thing!” “
Little Johnny Jokes & Riddles
“Q: What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?
A: Turkey feathers.”
“Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot.”
“Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes – a building can’t jump at all.”
“Q: What sound does a limping turkey make?
A: Wobble, wobble!”
“It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.
“Please let me in,” says the man desperately. “I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one.”
“Okay,” says the butcher. “Let me see what I have left.” He goes into the freezer and discovers that there’s only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.
“That’s one is too skinny. What else you got?” says the man.
The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.
“Oh, no,” says the man, “That one doesn’t look any better. You better give me both of them!” “
“A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes, the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?” “
“Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler.”
“Q: Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?
A: Because it will make him blush.”
“Q: Which November holiday is Dracula’s favorite?
“Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing, Wing! Wing, Wing!”
“Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat at Thanksgiving?
“Q: Where does Santa stay when he’s on vacation?
A: At a Ho-ho-ho-tel.”
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