Funny White People Jokes & Riddles [Short and Best White Jokes]

Well, there are some funniest jokes, exciting jokes, bad jokes, very dirty jokes, black people jokes, most hilarious jokes, and then comes white people jokes. Indeed, white people jokes are some of the funniest jokes you will ever find on the internet.

Some people get offended by these white people jokes and labeled as the racist white jokes, but to be very honest, we are here to spread laugh and enjoyment.

So, with these white people jokes, we don’t have any intention of hurting someone’s feelings. So, please take this package of funny white people jokes on a lighter note and enjoy it.

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White People Jokes

Short & Funny White People Jokes

Here are some of the best white people jokes for you. Get the best white cracker jokes by scrolling down.

“Q: What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
A: The NBA”
“On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is Asian, one is Mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The Asian walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and jumps off the roof. Next, the Mexican walks to the ledge and also says, “This is for all my people” and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy’s turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and then throws the white guy off the roof.”
“Q: What’s white and fourteen inches long?
A: Absolutely nothing!”
 “A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look, Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look, Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you, black people!”

Funny White Jokes

“Q: What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A: A Dope Ring!”
“Q: What did the white guy do before his blood test?
A: He studied.”
“Q: What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?
A: One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake”
“Q: How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, white men will screw anything.”
“Q: What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A: The PGA tour.”
“A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, “Hey that’s really neat. Where did you get it?” The parrot responds, In the jungle, there are millions of them.”

White Guy Jokes

“Q: How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None they’re all too busy smoking meth out of it.”
“Q: What do you call a white man in court?
A: The legal advisor”
 “Q: How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
A: None, white girls can’t screw.”
“Q: What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
A: Snow.”
“Q: What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
A: Crackers with cheese.”
“Q: Why shouldn’t white people go swimming?
A: Crackers get soggy when wet.”
“Q: What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
A: Both are stuck up cunts.”
“Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!”
“Q: How do white guys satisfy their wives?
A: They hire a pool boy”
 “Q: What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
A: An ironing board with massage features.”
“Q: How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack?
A: He walked in and paid for it.”
“Q: Why are asprins white?
A: Because they work!”

Best Silly Jokes

“Q: What do you call a swarm of white individuals at the University of Maryland torching the city?
A: A Maryland title.”
“Q: What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A: A white girl’s ass!”
“Q: What do you call a swarm of white individuals in Alabama?
A: A lynching”
“Q: What do you call a swarm of white individuals in Detroit torching the city?
A: A hockey triumph”
“Q: What do you call a white man in court?
A: The legal advisor”
“Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A casualty”
“Q: What does a white lady make for supper?
A: Reservations.”
“Q: What is the scariest thing about a white individual in jail?
A: You know he did it.”
“Q: Why did the white man visit the moon?
A: He heard that the Indians had arrived there.”

So, these are the funniest and most hilarious white people jokes for you. So, we hope you have enjoyed our package of white guy jokes. Keep visiting Jokes Company for all the exciting jokes, riddles, and puns.

 

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